The Tortured Poets Department

“even if it’s handcuffed I’m leaving here with you” — imgonnagetyouback

“I’m having his baby, NO IM NOT but you should see your faces!” — But, Daddy I Love Him

“All the wine moms are still holding out, but fuck ‘em, it’s over” — But, Daddy I Love Him

“My bedsheets are ablaze, I scream his name” —Guilty As Sin?

“Throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks.” —Guilty As Sin?

“In 50 years, will all of this be declassified?” — The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

“Put me back on my shelf but first – Pull the string and I’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me.”
— My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

“Everyone knows my mother is a saintly woman, but she used to say she wished that you were dead” — Thank you Aimee

“Now I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes And hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons Even if I die screaming And I hope you hear it” — The Black Dog

Midnights

“Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill”  — Anti-Hero

“i have this dream my daughter in law kills me for the money” — Anti-Hero

“My flight was awful, thanks for asking” — Snow On The Beach

“You know I’m scared of elevators” — Labyrinth

“Don’t get sad, get even” —Vigilante Shit

“Don’t put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart” — Bejeweled

“I wanna brainwash you into loving me forever” — Paris

“And all the outfits were terrible, 2003 unbearable” — Paris

“I wouldn’t marry me either a pathological people pleaser” — You’re Losing Me

“I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the streets” — Hits Different

“Now the sun burns my heart and the sand hurts my feelings” — Hits Different

“Have they come to take me away?” — Hits Different

“give me back my girlhood it was mine first” — Would’ve, Could’ve Should’ve

“He wanted it comfortable I wanted that pain” — Midnight Rain

“Karma is a cat purring in my lap” — Karma

“No one wanted to play with me as a little kid so I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless” — Mastermind

“I’m only cryptic and machiavellian ‘cause I care” — Mastermind

“he was doing lines and crossing all of mine” — Vigilante Shit

“Draw a cat eye sharp enough to kill a man” — Vigilante Shit

“someone told his white collar crimes to the FBI” — Vigilante Shit

“Picture me thick as thieves with your ex-wife”— Vigilante Shit

“No one sees when you lose when you’re playing solitaire” — Dear Reader

1989 (Taylor’s Version)

“I don’t have to pretend I like acid rock, or that I’d like to be on a mega yacht, with important men who think important thoughts” — Now That We Don’t Talk

“If she’s got blue eyes, I will surmise that you’ll probably date her. You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor” — Is It Over Now?

“You search in every model’s bed for something greater” — Is It Over Now?

“Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” — Blank Space

Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

“She’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress” — Better Than Revenge

“She thinks I’m psycho ‘cuz I like to rhyme her name with things” — Better Than Revenge

“All you are is mean… and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life” — Mean

Folklore

“leaving like a father, running like water” — cardigan

“Pulled my car off the road to the lookout, could have followed my fears all the way down” — this is me trying

“Standing on the cliffside screaming give me a reason” — this is me trying

 “does she mouth ‘fuck you forever’” — mad woman

“If I’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?” — my tears ricochet

“She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green” — the last great american dynasty

“I come back stronger than a 90s trend” — willow

Evermore

“I’ve cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene” — no body, no crime

“She would’ve made such a lovely bride what a shame she’s fucked in the head” — champagne problems

“Don’t treat me like some ‘situation’ that needs to be handled.” — closure

“I’m fine with my spite, my tears, my beers, and my candles” — closure

“the skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up” — cowboy like me

Red (Taylor’s Version)

“With your organic shoes and your million dollar couch” — I Bet You Think About Me

“All we are is skin and bone trained to get along” — Treacherous

“Ugh, so he calls me up and he’s like, “I still love you” and I’m like, “I just, I mean, this is exhausting, you know? Like, we are never getting back together, like, ever”” — We Are Never Getting Back Together

“Fuck the patriarchy keychain on the ground” — All Too Well (10 Minute Version)

“If we had been closer in age, maybe it would’ve been fine, and that made me want to die” — All Too Well (10 Minute Version)

“I was never good at telling jokes but the punch line goes ‘I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age.’” — All Too Well (10 Minute Version)

Lover

“He looks up grinning like a devil” — Cruel Summer

“Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes” — Cruel Summer

“and I cut off my nose just to spite my face then I hate my reflection for years and years” — The Archer

“the moon is high like your friends were the night that we first met, went home and tried to stalk you on the internet” — Paper Rings

Reputation

“guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats alone… unless you wanna come along” — Gorgeous